BACK THEN .......

[Nebe]

Clammer you are one of a kind, you know that???

[Clammer]

ya Eben /I guess that,s a good thing/

that boat was a knockoff Bristol made in New bedford .. the motor a 40hp

no lapstreak ///

ya sudda seen peoples faces when I drag fish out from behind the seat

I don,t have pictures of this /but shortly after we were married my wife had a OPEL & I towed the boat with that little stick 4 cylinder/// WeLl I,m hauling out one evening a descent steep ramp / I get behind the wheel /gas the S hit out of it /in order to pull out & still get up the ramp / well I,m going up & ya have to go left to the parking area /// WTF 60 feet from the ramp is this A/O tieing down this rig // I can,t stop to I swerve to the left of him ---in doing sooooooooooooo I hit ^ mount this high curb // well ya gotta know =============== I flip the f #$%^&* boat right off the F @#$%^&* trailer / the boat actually flips /not slides off the trailer && it comes down on his open F #$%^&* drivers door // snapped it off the car at the hinges/ clean as a hell // F#$%^&*( guy was speechless / I got out of the car picked up the F #$%^&* door & threw it in his back seat // then proceeded to get a couple of on lookers to help me take off the motor & all the S#$%^/ get the boat back on the trailer /mounted the motor // turn the key & it fired / all I had was a snapped rod from the anchor falling on it ..
the guy in the F #$%^&* car I heard from once & when he called a second time I was in basic training /& when he found that out he told my wife to forget about it // never heard from him again //also never saw him at that ramp again....

& they want me to help with kids ??????????????/ how about take a kid fishin Clammer style // the kids F #$%^&*( family would never be the same ..

turn in again next week /for another edition of {{AS CLAMMERS WORLD TURNS}}

[bassmaster]

clammer i friggen love you
your the balls
truly bubbaH, I meen it
ya %$%$%$%$ing old %$%$%$%$ing nut

[Karl F]

Originally Posted by bassmaster

clammer i friggen love you
your the balls
truly bubbaH, I meen it
ya %$%$%$%$ing old %$%$%$%$ing nut

What he said

that story, lmao... 63 spilt back coupe in primer as tow vehicle

when I was 18 I worked for a guy driving dump truck for about 6 months, he had one with a 454 in it, we used it to haul jerry cans of diesel to the job site for the bull dozer... it was mint when he bought it, real clean... that lasted till the first coffee run

[hunan]

that story is too out of this world not to be true. i loved it. i would give anything to have seen that guy's face. i've got a 27 roadster with a 500 horse small block, think you could come over and help me weld a hitch underneath?

[justplugit]

Unbelievable clamma, some tings never change.

[Clammer]

never /ever /can still play [jailhouse rock] : on the cell bars

[justplugit]

Is this just a pilot series of" As Clammas World Turns", or can we look forward to a weekly series. If so what night and time do i tune in.

[Clammer]

JPI the way things are going in our world today // it should be daily // or even hourly -like the F#$%^&* reporters that make a horror story worse // I,ll have to drive down to re/argue [sp] my contract // OOOOOOOOPPs can,t afford the gas .. WTF I,ll roll one & come up with something ..

[vineyardblues]

BACK THEN CLAMMER WAS SKINNY
NICE VET MIKE