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[BigFish]

[Bass Babe]

Shame on the original joke and shame on the new spin. Killing husbands and stupid women jokes...ick on both counts. I suppose I was my high school valedictorian and graduated summa cum laude from college because men were allowing me to think I was smart? Really, alot of female-bashing jokes out there are pretty darn funny, like "What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? Smack her and tell her to get back to work," and I am by no means a feminist, but that rubbed me entirely the wrong way. And even if some women are dumb broads, they're the dumb broads that wash your clothes and pop out your kids and get you turkey pot pies, so I wouldn't complain.

[NaCl H2O]

Originally Posted by Bass Babe

Shame on the original joke and shame on the new spin. Killing husbands and stupid women jokes...ick on both counts. I suppose I was my high school valedictorian and graduated summa cum laude from college because men were allowing me to think I was smart? Really, alot of female-bashing jokes out there are pretty darn funny, like "What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? Smack her and tell her to get back to work," and I am by no means a feminist, but that rubbed me entirely the wrong way. And even if some women are dumb broads, they're the dumb broads that wash your clothes and pop out your kids and get you turkey pot pies, so I wouldn't complain.

So you're NOT a blonde? *wink*

[Jimbo]

BassBabe it would appear to me from your response above that you do not like short stories where there is not a happy ending for the female protagonist. I'd like to think this is fiction, but I suppose it could also be titled, "Whatever Happened To Rappin' Mikey". Hope you enjoy it.

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop.... but at the bar, you know... they have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise...OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.
"But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? "LISTEN UP KNUCKLEHEAD! SIT DOWN AND
SHUT THE HECK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A$$ ISN'T GOING TO A FRICKING BAR! THAT STUFF'S OVER FOR YOU... GOT IT, A-HOLE?" And, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

[Bass Babe]

Jimbo -- Sucks to be Rappin Mikey, I guess. Someone put me out of my misery if I ever call someone Poochy Poo and forbid him from going somewhere (unless it's a titty bar without me or a third-world country where he plans on drinking the water or something). I don't have an issue with the chick in the first story getting screwed. I just don't feel like I, along with many other women, are dumb and meanspirited. Overreaction? Yes, perhaps. But I stick by my opinion. It just skeeved me out that someone would find that funny and/or true enough to post here, where there tends to be quite a bit of tolerance and friendliness. I was surprised.

[The Dad Fisherman]

Originally Posted by Bass Babe

there tends to be quite a bit of tolerance and friendliness.

Wow, you weren't on this board before the election, were you.

[The Iceman 6]

"That just about covers the flybys" You guys got the number of that truck driving school?

[Nebe]

Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman

Wow, you weren't on this board before the election, were you.

damn straight..

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