Every think that mother nature just hates you?

[fishaholic18]

Originally Posted by Bass Babe

I love how you always "need" a serpentine belt. Jiffy Lube dude says, "Do you want the bad news?" I get scared. He grabs a flashlight and motions for me to come over to look under the hood. "See that? That's your serpentine belt." Mmhm, I already knew that. "See all those pits and tears and all that wear?" Nope, looks good to me. Might be slightly dirty, but otherwise good. "Well, when that goes, your steering goes, and that could be dangerous. It could break today, tomorrow, next month, or next year. But just to be sure, we can replace it for $89.99" Buddy, what do I like like?...A woman?

You'll be sorry when it breaks.

[Bass Babe]

Originally Posted by fishaholic18

You'll be sorry when it breaks.

I'm sure I will be, and then I'll buy a new one for $20 and slap it in there. I bet if I just had a new one put in the day before, the Jiffy Boobs would try to sell me another with that same tactic. Shady mofos.