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09-16-2005, 12:26 AM
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Made Me Think of Nebe...
The Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President GW Bush.
The stamp is not sticking to envelopes, which enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special presidential commission presented the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side
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The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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09-16-2005, 06:22 AM
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09-16-2005, 07:41 AM
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boss boss I need to make water
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09-16-2005, 08:28 AM
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someone
At the United Nations was wearing a big ear
listening device heard them say.....
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09-16-2005, 08:39 AM
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recently he was asked what his opinion was of Roe Vs Wade... he said " I dont care how they get out of New Orleans" |
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09-16-2005, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Nebe
recently he was asked what his opinion was of Roe Vs Wade... he said " I dont care how they get out of New Orleans"
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Nebe, I must admit, good one  |
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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09-16-2005, 02:12 PM
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Oh man, hours later and I just got that. |
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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09-16-2005, 08:11 PM
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That one-liner was a masterpiece! Bravo,bravo! |
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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09-16-2005, 08:34 PM
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Ha.
He has to be the worst public speaker.He should just stay at camp David.His own speech.His diction was terrible.stopping an pausing in mid sentence.like its the first time e has read the text.Our leader.its scary.
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09-17-2005, 08:57 AM
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ohh this is rich. try a google search for 'failure' |
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09-17-2005, 09:15 AM
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He's def not the greatest speaker in the world, even this right wing nut must admit that.  |
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09-19-2005, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Nebe
ohh this is rich. try a google search for 'failure' |
The only problem is.....I don't consider that Feeling Lucky |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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