Basta$%^^

[greenmeanie]

We installed those motion lights to help with that problem at my mothers house. Someone came in and smashed my brothers window out of his car but didn't get anything. And the COPS really don't give a squat just tell you to claim it on insurance.

[fishaholic18]

Some punks stole my Grandmothers car last night and they got caught robbing a store with it...
That's why I have a 100# alarm with 4 legs and a big, loud mouth!!!
Can't beat it.

[reelecstasy]

like my bumper sticker says "People Suck"

[Bass Babe]

Some call me annoying, but I always lock and alarm the car, even though it beeps kinda loudly. I don't have much, but nobody's gonna take it. If she gets a new stereo, your daughter may want to grab one with a removable faceplate that she can take in her purse whenever she gets out of the car. Also, cram her CD cases under her seats or in the trunk. Cover expensive stuff with sweatshirts, etc. The poor girl. I hope you find out who did that, so that you can run a cheese grater over their nipples.

[Topwater]

The friggen dog starts going nuts around 2:30 this morning. threw on alle the outside lights, put her on the leash and walked around the house a few times. Wife's car unlocked and the windows down????!!!!!!!! .
Came back in the house, turned on the scanner and the Holbrook PD were looking for some people in the area.
Puting in the motion sensor lights in the front very soon.
Can't beat a dog's senses!!!!

[Uncle Matt]

When I was in college I lived at home and commuted. One morning I went out to the driveway to see my car had been jacked up on blocks and all four tires and rims were stolen. It's like WTF? We didn't hear a thing.

[Swimmer]

After they jacked up the car and set it on the blocks they let the air out of the tires to make taking them that much easier.

[CJ Johnson]

When I was younger I use to build muscle cars. Punks would always break in and try to steal the cars or any thing they could get off quickly. After one of my cars were stolen I installed a fuel shut in the trunk. One night I hear the loud exhaust sound of my car starting and being driven off. I jump in to another car and follow the guy to the end of the street where the car dies from the lack of fuel. I pull up to the guy and say car trouble? and the guy answers ya it just died. I said I will call you a tow truck and he says don't bother he will call his friend . I said no bother my brother owns a tow truck. So I go back to my car and call the cops to report the car stolen. Well we sit around chatting about the car a while and this guy starts talking about the car like he's owned it for years. Then the cop car cruises up to us and says "Who reported the stolen car?" And I said I Did. That guy did not know what to do next he just stood there like a deer in the headlights. Bad guy busted.