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Old 09-21-2005, 06:17 PM   #1
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You like that one Here's another. On my first date with my now husband.I left and ever lasting impression. Being it my first date with my husband I was dressed up like a proper lady and looking every bite the feminen role. After a very boring date he was dropping me off . We were approaching my house when i saw someone screwing with driver side window. I said don' t stop the car keep driving. As I was looking around for something to use as a weapon he says what wrong? I find a steer wheel lock( the club security lock) and then told him to turn the car around. At this point he is total confused but does what I tell him. As we approach the drive way I jump out of the moving car kick off my heels and chase this kid who was breaking in to my car down the road swing the club . I then throw the club at the kids legs and trip him. Now this kid gets himself backed up against a park car with no where to run. I pick up the club and stand over him screaming " Stay the h*ll away from my cars or I am going to kick the living sh*t out of you". Mean while my date had followed us down the street and witness every thing and was shock and impressed. After screaming at the kid for about 5 min the kid say I am sorry I was just trying to see what time it was by the clock in the car dash. I told him to buy watch next time.

When ever my husband gets out of line I always remind him of our first date.
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Old 09-21-2005, 08:46 PM   #2
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You like that one Here's another. On my first date with my now husband.I left and ever lasting impression. Being it my first date with my husband I was dressed up like a proper lady and looking every bite the feminen role. After a very boring date he was dropping me off . We were approaching my house when i saw someone screwing with driver side window. I said don' t stop the car keep driving. As I was looking around for something to use as a weapon he says what wrong? I find a steer wheel lock( the club security lock) and then told him to turn the car around. At this point he is total confused but does what I tell him. As we approach the drive way I jump out of the moving car kick off my heels and chase this kid who was breaking in to my car down the road swing the club . I then throw the club at the kids legs and trip him. Now this kid gets himself backed up against a park car with no where to run. I pick up the club and stand over him screaming " Stay the h*ll away from my cars or I am going to kick the living sh*t out of you". Mean while my date had followed us down the street and witness every thing and was shock and impressed. After screaming at the kid for about 5 min the kid say I am sorry I was just trying to see what time it was by the clock in the car dash. I told him to buy watch next time.

When ever my husband gets out of line I always remind him of our first date.
I'd probably marry a girl who did that on our first date too. There's nothing that pisses me off more then damage to or theft of personal property.
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Old 09-21-2005, 10:32 PM   #3
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hey cj, you used to build muscle cars, chased a kid down the street after you kicked off your heels and you are on a fishing website!

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Old 09-22-2005, 05:21 AM   #4
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hey cjyou used to build muscle carschased a kid down the street after you kicked off your heels and you are on a fishing website
Thats what happens when you sent your daughter to a catholic school
As for fishing, Dad had 6 kids and if he ever wanted to go fishing he would have to take all of us or my mom would put the brake to his plans. After those trips we all learned a few choice words too , much to my mothers dismay.I got into building cars because with 6 kids my parents could not afford to by us all cars so we had to provide for our selves. Back in high school everybody wanted to own a Z28 camaro. My first car was a piece of Sh*t. So I learned how to fix cars. I could not afford college so I became manager at Auto Palace,there I meet a guy Jim who work at a machine shop. He offered to build me a racing engine for an oldsmobile I was driving if I would do work at the shop to pay the build. I learned alot with that experience.

As for chasing people with clubs what can I say I grew up in Meffa (Medford) most of my friend growing up were maffia.
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Old 09-25-2005, 04:35 PM   #5
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You know,I've been married for 37 years and after reading your 2 post.. I think I'm in love. Just kidding but you sound like one hell of a gal......

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