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10-01-2005, 02:23 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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George Bush is sitting in the Whitehouse when the Chief of Staff comes running in.
"Mr President, we just got word that 25 Brazilian troops were just killed in Iraq"
Mr. Bush looks at him in stunned Silence for a moment and then says "Thats Terrible, But I'm a little confused....How many is a Brazilian?
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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10-03-2005, 11:19 AM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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Unoticed death last month---
With all the trauma and sadness going on in the world, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went un-noticed last month because of Hurricane Katrina.
Larry La Prise the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?
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" Choose Life "
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10-03-2005, 03:35 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: SE Mass
Posts: 194
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Originally Posted by justplugit
With all the trauma and sadness going on in the world, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went un-noticed last month because of Hurricane Katrina.
Larry La Prise the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?
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LMAO...... good one!! |
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10-06-2005, 01:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Fairhaven
Posts: 351
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Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish. The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.
With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.
"Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat!"
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11-04-2005, 11:28 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that
Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Muslims and one blonde with big boobs".
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why
kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you
no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".
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11-11-2005, 02:50 PM
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Calling Jon The Fisherman
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Sack Of Mass
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A 7 year old boy and a 5 year old boy are sitting in their bedroom after dinner, the 9 year old says to the 7 year old, "Y'know we're gtting to be pretty old, I think it's time we start to swear like Dad"
The 5 year old thinks for a minute and says "OK"
The 7 year old then says "OK, tomorrow at breakfast, I'll use 'Hell' and you try and work in the word 'ass'. Sound like a plan?"
The 5 year old agrees and they go to bed.
The next morning they wake up and head for the breakfast table. The boys' mother greets them with a smile and asks the 7 year old what he'd like for breakfast.
"Ah.. Hell, give me some cheerios"
The boys mother grabs him by the ear and screams at him, carries him up the stairs, spanks him and tells him to stay in his room until Dinner.
She then returns to the table and says, "now what would you like?''
The 5 year old replies "Well you can bet your ass I don't want cheerios"
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04-24-2006, 01:40 PM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
Posts: 3,322
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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
George Bush is sitting in the Whitehouse when the Chief of Staff comes running in.
"Mr President, we just got word that 25 Brazilian troops were just killed in Iraq"
Mr. Bush looks at him in stunned Silence for a moment and then says "Thats Terrible, But I'm a little confused....How many is a Brazilian?
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Used hard and put away dirty....
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04-24-2006, 03:39 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Cotuit MA
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Picture of a Man with only seconds to Live
Last edited by mekcotuit; 08-14-2007 at 07:42 AM..
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"Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau
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05-08-2006, 02:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
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eBay Purchase
A guy I know bought the pickup truck used in the movie Brokeback Mountain.
It was auctioned online @ eBay for $2800.
He says that is cheap for an authentic movie prop. It even runs. In above average condition, overall, despite having been rear-ended a couple of times.
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12-08-2006, 03:56 PM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
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How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?
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He marks the camels that kick with an X
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