Mung Report

[Slipknot]

Originally Posted by jkswimmer

What is wrong with saying if there is any mung or not? there is 40 miles of beach.

it wasn't about the mung that I edited out ya see.

and besides, once the guy who asked gets out there, he'll see for himself how the mung is just like the rest of us do.


Eben, you sound bitter. have a beer. Like you never spoke about your catching on the net


no need to take things too serious folks, it's only the internet.
fish where you want to, no need to listen to some writing on a message board

if this thread goes downhill, it will be cut off at the knees so play nice.

[kippy]

I think Eben is grumpy from catching too many bloooooos lately

[TheRattBoy]

"Once the guy who asks gets out there, he'll see like the rest of us do"

Man, now you can't even ask about water conditions without people getting pissy...Some people aren't lucky enough to live 10 minutes or even an hour from the water and with the price at the pumps who wants the blow $ just to find beaches munged up?

[tattoobob]

when I get home monday night I will give a full mung report

[Slipknot]

Originally Posted by TheRattBoy

"Once the guy who asks gets out there, he'll see like the rest of us do"

Man, now you can't even ask about water conditions without people getting pissy...Some people aren't lucky enough to live 10 minutes or even an hour from the water and with the price at the pumps who wants the blow $ just to find beaches munged up?

Johnny, read his post. He will be there for a week starting this weekend. It's not like he's thinking of going but won't go if the beaches have mung. And besides, the mung changes day to day, you should know that since you were just out there last week. Was I getting pissy? I feel for you guys that travel great distances, I put gas in my truck also at 3 bucks a gallon.
I don't like finding them munged up any more than the next guy.

The mung stretches from Chatham to Provincetown, how's that for a report?
why do you think I go to the ditch lately

People can ask any question they want to, doesn't mean they'll get the answer they want to.

[NIB]

I love Mung.I wanna roll around naked in the mung.I wanna a mung wig.Mung Fig Leaf an Mung an eggs for breakfast.
Of course not the fig leaf mung an eggs.

[Karl F]

Originally Posted by NIB

I love Mung.I wanna roll around naked in the mung.I wanna a mung wig.Mung Fig Leaf an Mung an eggs for breakfast.
Of course not the fig leaf mung an eggs.

NIB.. ya killin me... man, what a visual I just got....
now.. thats just scary

[Slipknot]

NIB, drive up the 6 hours right now and I'll have that mung breakfast waiting for ya all warmed up and a pot of coffee on for ya then we can go jig

[Karl F]

Johnny, I gotta tell ya... In a nutshell....

Mung moves, kinda like fish have tails.

Any given location, from Wood End, to Woods Hole,(well, more like Monomy, but they both had wood in them ) has both, (mung & fish) at any given time... I can drive to the closest beach near me, down here, and find a stretch of mung so thick and disgusting, that all ya wanna do is puke.

Now, instead of being disgusted and going home, flip a coin, heads, go left, tails go right, out of the lot, chances are you go one or two towns north, or south,,, bingo.... No Mung !, maybe you've never fished that location, and it's now your new "spot"... or, because this is a 50/50 chance, it's loaded to the scuppers with mung... if so, move on young man, hit another locale.... same with fish, it's all "Run & Gun" nowadays.. No Guarantees, there will be fish, or mung, or lack thereof.

Then again, I can drive back to a locale that had mung at say noon... go back at 8PM... WTF.. no mung... take note, was there a wind change?, obviously a tide change... change in wave action?, I know I don't have to tell you, you've been around, it's like chasing fish or bait, ya gotta watch the variables, they apply to that weedy chit too...

I'd love to have a crystal ball for ya, but I can't, love to save ya that 30-40 bucks in gas..
You could ask : "Any Mung right now?"... I could drive down, look, come back and say "All Clear"... by the time you got here, it would probably be thicker than snot, and you'd think I was a lyin' sumbitch...(I know, ya probably already do )
see what I'm trying to say?

Same with fish reports.. they could be killing large at "X" right now.. tomorrow night, only large, is the skunk...........

[lurch]

Originally Posted by Karl F

Johnny, I gotta tell ya... In a nutshell....

Mung moves, kinda like fish have tails.

Any given location, from Wood End, to Woods Hole,(well, more like Monomy, but they both had wood in them ) has both, (mung & fish) at any given time... I can drive to the closest beach near me, down here, and find a stretch of mung so thick and disgusting, that all ya wanna do is puke.

Now, instead of being disgusted and going home, flip a coin, heads, go left, tails go right, out of the lot, chances are you go one or two towns north, or south,,, bingo.... No Mung !, maybe you've never fished that location, and it's now your new "spot"... or, because this is a 50/50 chance, it's loaded to the scuppers with mung... if so, move on young man, hit another locale.... same with fish, it's all "Run & Gun" nowadays.. No Guarantees, there will be fish, or mung, or lack thereof.

Then again, I can drive back to a locale that had mung at say noon... go back at 8PM... WTF.. no mung... take note, was there a wind change?, obviously a tide change... change in wave action?, I know I don't have to tell you, you've been around, it's like chasing fish or bait, ya gotta watch the variables, they apply to that weedy chit too...

I'd love to have a crystal ball for ya, but I can't, love to save ya that 30-40 bucks in gas..
You could ask : "Any Mung right now?"... I could drive down, look, come back and say "All Clear"... by the time you got here, it would probably be thicker than snot, and you'd think I was a lyin' sumbitch...(I know, ya probably already do )
see what I'm trying to say?

Same with fish reports.. they could be killing large at "X" right now.. tomorrow night, only large, is the skunk...........

Great post and it is true! Went to a "spot" at noon with no $hit and came back at night with the place so bad the "fish catching device" (dont want to be too specific) came back dry!

[Rockport24]

mung and eggs huh? sounds tasty. seriously though, I've read that seaweed is incredibly healthy to eat, so if you get skunked, load up on the seaweed for a nice meal!

[CapeDawg]

The only way to possibly get an on the spot mung report would be to take your laptop to the beach and report hour to hour.

Last weekend the mung stayed in with the low tide and went out with the high tide. Usually opposite.

It's not predictable when it's there and when it won't be. All you can do is take the chance, go and hope it's fishable. Just go knowing that there's a good chance it'll be mungy. But you can always find water you can fish, sometimes it takes a little looking.

[gone fishin]

No munnnng at PI t'day just FISH !! Maybe I can draw an XX to show you where to stand and another to show you where to cast! He HE > < MUNG

[bassmaster]

u owe me 19 bucks

[Sea Dangles]

Originally Posted by Slipknot

it wasn't about the mung that I edited out ya see.

and besides, once the guy who asked gets out there, he'll see for himself how the mung is just like the rest of us do.


Eben, you sound bitter. have a beer. Like you never spoke about your catching on the net


no need to take things too serious folks, it's only the internet.
fish where you want to, no need to listen to some writing on a message board

if this thread goes downhill, it will be cut off at the knees so play nice.

Chill out my little pony.I refuse to believe you have not called the former big mouth to get a mung report this year.Tell the truth right now or bad karma will follow you like a fart in your waders.Where is my plug?

[bassmaster]

Originally Posted by Sea Dangles

Chill out my little pony.I refuse to believe you have not called the former big mouth to get a mung report this year.Tell the truth right now or bad karma will follow you like a fart in your waders.Where is my plug?

up your ass

[Rappin Mikey]

Sounds cheeky

[bassmaster]

why u think he has a nice bum?
just trolling him
every one else runs from him around here
i think i want so sell him off in ptown

[Rappin Mikey]

Meet me somewhere tonight and bring me to fish. I'll let you touch my bum all night long.

[zacs]

Originally Posted by Rappin Mikey

Meet me somewhere tonight and bring me to fish. I'll let you touch my bum all night long.

i once saw that scribed on a mens room wall...

[tattoobob]

Just got home tons of mung on some of the best points and there are no fish from **** **** to ******* ***** I saw one Striper In 3 days/ nights of fishing and He was paddling out and dropping bait way beyond casting range. Don't believe the reports they lie

[Slipknot]

My little pony??? wth

I guess we should all bow down to the almighty perfect Sea Dangles

I never said that I haven't spoken on a phone about mung with friends, where did I say I didn't? Who is the former bigmouth you refer to?
I know where to find the mung and where it sometimes is not at.

You are twisting things around and I have grown tired of your pathetic act.

Start another thread if you all want to continue this juvenille thread, I am locking it.

sea dangles, you can PM me your answers if you want.


Apologies to Water Treater, sorry but I guess the best meaningful post of this thread was by KarlF and the one by CapeDawg