Lets start a crazy fall fishing song

[MoroneSaxatilis]

Originally Posted by Rappin Mikey

Hey, I'm surprised I could even rhyme something when I got home from the bah last night. Give me a break, make a rhyme or get lost moron!

The Crunch, The Crunch
I'm addicted to The Crunch
I put the yo-yo's down
To get the Big Girls by the bunch

But the wind is too hard and the seas to high
Gonna have to fish the beach, gotta take a drive

I head over to The Ditch, but life can be a Bitch
Hoppin' boulder-to-boulder
But it's shoulder-to shoulder
Find an empty space, let my wood fly an' hold 'er

Then Billy White Boots Johnson casts over my line
Will he cross me up or will I get it back on time

It's too late
In Billy White Boots' zest
He didn't pay attention
He got an awfull bird's nest

He got tangled up with me, but then I got it out
But it's really too bad, had a schoolie by the snout

It's not working out so the heck with this bunch
I'll take my chances in the Sound

And head back to...

The Crunch

[Nebe]

my shirt is puked and my pants are pissed..

but im gonna throw a popper through the ocean's mist.

you see, i got a gland problem that makes me wish...

That i just want to cach


one more fish.

[Rappin Mikey]

The crunch

[redneck24]

the wind blows
i freeze off my a$$hole
hours at the ditch
still dont catch sh%t
should have listened to pete, my pal
THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS DAMN CANAL!!!

[RickBomba]

Fishy fishy in the brook,
Poppa catchem with a hook,
Momma fry him in the pan,
Baby eat him like a man.

Worked all day, oh man alive....
Wish I had Amazing Fish Numba Five,
Mikey callin with harrassin voice mails,
I'm slicin in the woods just like Judge Smails.

I just lost that bet to crazy old Rodney,
Big ol stripers..fo-sho that's my quandry.
My brithdays comin, for me not for you,
But I'm stuck slavin at the ol Bugaboo.

Two days off, in the fall run,
But bad mofo nothwesterns ruin my fun.
I'm Itchy and Scratchy all over that itch,
I'm crazy Mr. Sandeel Nose, now give me some fish!!!

Sittin at home with six hours for sleep,
My beers gettin fuller from tears I do weep.
One more chance for charlie I'm prayin,
Cause winter's comin and home I am stayin'

Word to your mama.
I'm out,
The Formerly Not-Rappin Sandeel Mustache Rickman
PEACE

[RickBomba]

Bomba Bro's, you see us on the beach,
Always fishin where the others can't reach.
I always go till my body gets numb,
Look out for Mikey with a hook in his thumb.

We comb the OB's for Dave and for Larry,
We look for Fred and sometimes find Barry.
They sing for joy when we pull into the packy,
Cause Mikey buys up all the Twisted Tea.

We pose for pictures, man we are grubs,
And we try hard to ho all of yo' plugs.
If you see us walking alone and out far,
It's only cause we threw the other out of the car.

We like to sing, we like to dance...
Hey I think #^&#^&#^&#^&ey just took off his pants.
If your lookin for help just say the word,
Mikey's a ninja at unhookin a bird.

We used to hand with a guy named Meals,
Mikey's number one at attracting the seals.
Next time you see us on the beach at night,
Stay out of the way Bushwacker Bombas on the right.

Careful of Mikey if there's a tourney,
He'll get all mad and punch you in the knee.
Kayak, pluggin, or on the beach
Bomba Bro's...fish where you can't reach.

Peace Y'all, I'm going to bed.

[Karl F]

Well, the wind she blew,
and the chit just flew
Mung was movin
fish was groovin
time and tide, all was proven

Spot burners
Spot muggers,
New Yahkahs too

Large was caught
in the snot
damn this weather
made the fishin hot!