Lets start a crazy fall fishing song

[Slingah]

I lIKe fIsHIn, cuz fishIns fun
slINgiN eEls or ThRowiN pLugs
I likE wheN thOse biG moMMas tAkE tHeiR ruN
lATe at NitE or eArLy mOrn
sOmE baSSes lIps arE goNNa geT toRn

no sleep
wifes pissed
projects aint done
behind at work
I dont give a flying *&%$

I liKE fIsHiN.....and its almost over

[Karl F]

bait and fish, they sure be jumpin'
don't need no eels, it's plugs they're thumpin'
hate them spot jumpers, it's BM's leg they should be humpin'
forties are great, a fifty would be sumpthin'

Fall is upon us
Make the Most of it
soon will be wintah
then we feel like chit

So get your fill in now
and all, let's make a vow
Keep the Good feeling going
'cause soon it's gonna start snowing
no Flame Wars be a Throwing

Peace.

[Nebe]

I like Nibs the best


Casting for bass, its eleven oh three..

I got bass slime all over me.

Im gonna go home now and slip into bed...

but with this nasty smell on me, i'll never get any *****

[NIB]

Its all about spots man
All about spots
I want large
Don't need no tots
I got me Hab's
Got me sluggo.
Got OTW
I know where togo.
I go to RI
to see me Bud Nebe
We go out fishin
No large fo me
there's notin in RI
So I go to the cape
Look fo BM
its his fish to rape
My bag's unattended
He tries to pillage.
He don't know
I from mutant village.
He opens it up.
Out comes the Monster
enters his body
BM says
whats this truck fo.
I need a jeep
So I can look like "Barbie".
I told him leave it alone or u'll be sorry
but he no listen to the N-I-B
Now he goes to P-town
an screams suu-eee
moral of the story
It is plain to see

Never mess wit the Notorius N-I-B...

[Nebe]

[spence]

Instant classic

-spence

[Nebe]

My name is spence and im here to say

i bought some new gucci waders today..

they got some glitter and they got some shine

but i think they will do me just fine.

You can see my bling form chatam, when i am fishing the block,

The ferry wouldnt let me take my Audi, so i just had to walk...

My reels are made by rolex, The spools are made of gold..

But with all this gear, I cant help but shed a tear.....

catching the skunk sure is getting old...

You see, I hear there is something called a bass who swims our local seas..

i could care less though, because I have a gear buying disease

[seabass]

The wind was howling from the east
25 knots to rattle your teeth
6 foot seas tight and stacked
The 21 footer was sure to crack

An hour later, and frozen solid
we dropped three lines into the water
bump, bump, bump, and then a scream
two bent rods, what a scene!

The line was peeling off my reel
that cow was running with her meal
my son was burning up his drag
the sea was laughing like a hag

two more runs and tons of pain
the line she took I started to gain
my son was yelling, get the net!
a 35 pounder was my bet

Waves crashed against the hull
the men on board were scared as hell
the thirty pounder found the cooler
but the one on my rod seemed much crueler

Another wave met with a smash
the fish made her final dash
the froth was swamping onto the deck
I sliped and nearly broke my neck

My son sank the gaff deep and true
into the arm of you know who
I dropped the rod and blood shot out
"save the fish" I tried to shout

The awful clunk the rod expelled
as it hit the gunnelll and then fell
into the sea and out of sight
I Fought back tears with all my might

The trip back in took nearly 2 hours
I steered that boat with all my power
my heart was broke, my arm was aching
fishing in October is very painstaking.

[NIB]

Boat songs don't count.