Joke for today?

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> A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a
> quarter.
> Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad
> realizes
> the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for
> help.
> A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business
> suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and
> sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
> puts
> her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places
> it
> on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way
> unhurried,
> across the market.
> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles
> and
> starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a
> few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which
> the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman
> hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
> bar without
> saying a word.
> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects
> the
> father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
> never
> seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a
> doctor?"
>
> "No," she says. "Divorce attorney."
>