I bet HD just settles.
What's it worth to be glued to a toilet seat for 15 mins ?.
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Not as bad as the guy who's girlfriend glued his weenie to his stomach while he slept
Something is way wrong with this situation. First, anyone who has used super glue would agree that it probably would have dried before he sat his lard @$$ down on it. Next, he must be the only person on the face of the earth who wouldn't have given the seat (in a public restroom) at least a cursory glance if not actually performing a quick wipe to get the yutz off. I think due course of law will show this to be self inflicted @ss adhesion.