PETA tells kids their "Daddy is a Killer"

[The Dad Fisherman]

Just for that I'm going to get me some Fur Waders....just to piss'em off. If you see something that resembles the Yeti out there it will just be me. Fishing in a fur wardrobe ought to get them REAL pissed

That whole idea of daddy's goinmg to kill your puppy is rediculous.....

But that whole thing on the Poison Fish...mmmm....That could expalin why I can't catch a football.

No wait a minute....I'm just out of shape and uncoordinated...maybe eating all that Tuna, with all that mayo mixed in may have had something to do in the Out-of-shape department.