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Old 12-12-2005, 06:05 PM   #1
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Clammah Claus

i decided to find out if there really is a santa claus at the north pole
and booked the nearest flight to the coldest place i could imagine...
when i arrived i was told there is a no fly zone in this area and you need special military clearence to fly any further North and the only way there is by sleigh pulled by reindeer... i said: well ok ? and i hired a local team.

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Old 12-12-2005, 06:07 PM   #2
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nearly getting dark

off in the distance i could see some lights way up ahead and the team's driver said it was santa's toyland....

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Old 12-12-2005, 06:09 PM   #3
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:10 PM   #4
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No - this is what you want

Look at Santa doing the &&*$^@#@ Blooooo////Fis4H Snow @$%#^@# Dance
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:11 PM   #5
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Talking what a fantastic sight

it was unbelievable and it went on forever it seems...
so i asked this Elf where the heck Santa was and he pointed me in the direction of Santa's house....just over the next hill....

I get there and Santa is out there feeding the Reindeer after a practice flight as he needs to get them ready for christmas eve....

afterwards we went in for milk and cookies....before he ate them all.

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raven- any pics of larry the big elf?

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Thumbs up afterwards...

Santa said he needed to go...since he can control time....and that he needed to call the white house to get clearence for a test drive.... over maine... i said ok! and wished him well
he said "thanks for coming and have a safe journey back to the states".

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Thumbs up Now

when anyone asks me if there is a Santa Claus i simply say: sure.
i've been to his house.... and he's one heck of a guy....


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Old 12-12-2005, 06:24 PM   #9
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Smile afterhours...

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raven- any pics of larry the big elf?
Um...no i wasn't allowed into the workshop....to see the toys being made... something about...a secret process an all that...
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:30 PM   #10
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and so....

The moon on the breasties of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of midday to objects over there;
When, what to my bleeding dry eyes should show up,
But a little dented tin boat, and eight or so &&$#(# stinky raindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and glam,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Clam.
More rapid than gannets his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and screamed at them by name.

Now Basher and Dizzy
and ^$&*%_ and that pretty little vixen,
Vomet////. and F^$&# Stupid,
and Flounder and Stop Bitchin',
Go Eff&$&@# **(($// selfs
... And you with the ^%#$&#* Red // &*@@)< Lite on yr ^#&Ff*Ff Nose! Gaet yur A$$ *%&#$ front ////...()

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Old 12-12-2005, 06:34 PM   #11
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:43 PM   #12
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Thumbs up John R

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Old 12-12-2005, 06:50 PM   #13
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wicked funny

john... thumbs up !!
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:06 PM   #14
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:07 PM   #15
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:33 PM   #16
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Look at Santa doing the &&*$^@#@ Blooooo////Fis4H Snow @$%#^@# Dance
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Now Basher and Dizzy
and ^$&*%_ and that pretty little vixen,
Vomet////. and F^$&# Stupid,
and Flounder and Stop Bitchin',
Go Eff&$&@# **(($// selfs
... And you with the ^%#$&#* Red // &*@@)< Lite on yr ^#&Ff*Ff Nose! Gaet yur A$$ *%&#$ front ////...()
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



The best "Clammah-Speak" I've ever seen.

And Raven; I love Clamma Clause's ultra-slim cordless Hotline to the Prez. Hey... is that reindeer just to his left givin' hime The Evil Eye?


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Old 12-12-2005, 10:31 PM   #17
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Thumbs up

You guys are the best.

Rav, where there any match box cars left in the shop, or did that #@%$..>> clammer get e'm all.

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Old 12-13-2005, 12:04 AM   #18
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ya nuts & I F #$%^&*( Love it ///////////

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Old 12-13-2005, 05:49 AM   #19
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he he he... guys are funny. for a second i thought clammah hijacked jr's post...he he and raven, now your just lucky to have been there.. i wanna go!


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Old 12-13-2005, 08:48 AM   #20
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John; too funny..
theres a spot that Santa Clam was frequenting with elfman bill that we were in shouting distance to...
You could here 'santa clam' telling the bluefish they were 'naughty' and the bass they were nice from 100yds away
Hey Mike what are you casting your cell phone at winter bass

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Old 12-13-2005, 09:22 AM   #21
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Old 12-13-2005, 10:01 AM   #22
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It's almost like the mid-Winter mental illness is setting in.

No boat, back in the suds.
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Old 12-13-2005, 10:13 AM   #23
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I heard he was smokin' em on motorolla flip phones with a bucktail teaser.

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Old 12-14-2005, 05:10 AM   #24
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Talking oh yeah............man

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I heard he was smokin' em on motorolla flip phones with a bucktail teaser.
the motorolla flip phones plug make a great stocking stuffer too...

you simply call first and say....you won't be home for awhile because the fish are biting .... then you put your squid eye wallpaper on the little window

next: set it to vibrate mode tie it on and cast it out in the surf while
your fishing buddy calls your cell phone....this method really drives the bass wild.... and the best part is....the phone plugs are absolutely
FREE....that's right....it's the service contract that's outragious....
especially because these phones are totally water resistant...
available at Cabela's .....hurry they are going fast....
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Talking oops

i almost forgot......to mention..

ya know how your always loosing your cell phone or dropping it into the water.... not with these phones....you simply hook the treble
onto your coat and that sucker ain't going no where...

jeepers.....crysler .....why didn't i think of that....
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:36 AM   #26
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WTF RAven // ya need some BT help // SFer

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Question doh

there goes that clammah speak agin....

where's that decoder ring... ?????? bt sfer.... ??
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Thumbs up SANTA asked me not to.............

But he was so amazing the way he could fly that sleigh with all the Reindeer that i just had to take one more picture and i thought it was going to come out all blurry because it was such a misty full moon night. It was so beautiful i couldn't resist as it was always a secret wish of mine since i was a little boy to actually see Santa fly...but of course "he knew that" , and i've been very good. _Ravenob1


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Talking ho,ho, ho,

i just heard that.....outside.
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Yeah Raven, what a ploy. Pffft- Clama pretending he went to the hospital and all. :

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