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Old 12-17-2005, 06:44 AM   #1
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and swimmer....

you'll appreciate this little story....

i was in springfield one day attending a one time event and had very little knowledge of the city.... i was 18 at the time....

i'm driving and came to a light ...waiting behind this car....two people in it that i could see...the light turns green....and they just sit there...with the driver reaching over to the passenger numerous times...i wasnt quite sure what was happening ok... i start to get annoyed and beep
finally getting out and walking up to the side of the car (prolly not the best idea) the light is now red. but i figured maybe i could help...

i look at this poor distraught woman....the LOOK in her eyes told me the whole story in a FLASH...and the passenger was sitting their with blood gushing out of him like he was yosemitees main attraction....and i suddenly realize she's lost her ability to drive....

i yell at her....ok i want you to drive on my bumper as close as you can...and go as fast as i drive.....i'll take you to the hospital ok... she nods compliance as i had given her a direct order...

now i didnt even know where the freakin hospital was...but i could see those blue "the hospitals this way".....signs...so i jump back in the car and get right in front of her and we take off....

at that moment i became sort of a emergency response team guy..
and with my horn BLARING like a siren i became the police car
escort and we drove like 80 mph in town to the emergency room entrance ...and she did just like i told her...glued to my bumper

i dont know if they saved the persons life....but i hope they made it in time.....
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:31 PM   #2
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Angry Santa pissed



WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A group of 40 people dressed in Santa Claus outfits, many of them drunk, went on a rampage through Auckland, New Zealand's largest city, robbing stores, assaulting security guards and urinating from highway overpasses, police said Sunday.
The rampage, dubbed "Santarchy," began early Saturday afternoon when the men, wearing ill-fitting Santa costumes, threw beer bottles and urinated on cars from an overpass, said Auckland Central Police spokesman Noreen Hegarty.
She said the men then rushed through a central city park, overturning garbage containers, throwing bottles at passing cars and spraying graffiti on office buildings.
One man climbed the mooring line of a cruise ship before being ordered down by the captain. Other Santas, objecting when the man was arrested, attacked security staff, who were later treated by paramedics, Hegarty said.
The remaining Santas entered another downtown convenience store and carried off beer and soft drinks.
"They came in, said 'Merry Christmas' and then helped themselves," store owner Changa Manakynda said.
Two security guards were treated for cuts after being struck by beer bottles, Hegarty said. Three people, including the man who climbed on the cruise ship, were arrested and charged with drunkenness and disorderly behavior.
Alex Dyer, a spokesman for the group, said Santarchy was a worldwide movement designed to protest the commercialization of Christmas....

this was rather lame and tame...
but
what really has me mad this christmas....even more than calling a christmas tree a holiday tree....

was when i looked up........ in google images ......for santa pics
and just 12 pages in you start seeing pics of michael jackson
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Old 12-21-2005, 04:28 PM   #3
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Unhappy nope didnt see that?

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THIRDLY...EVERYONE FEELS YOUR PAIN LITERALLY ABOUT THIS ^$#^&*((*&$^%&(*^)*(&^$$ BUSINESS WITH HIGH FUEL PRICES.

i just had to eat crow with my neighbors choice of oil burner service providers so that our oil furnace stands protected against a catistrophic break down....(fewer companies are providing this service it seems)......which only happens on the coldest day on record of course...but it's been a good lesson for me...because now when i build my own home, ..... i will not be installing an oil burner.
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