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Old 05-23-2002, 07:37 AM   #11
NaCl H2O
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Originally posted by redcrbbr
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find
out that she's pregnant.
hahaha... great joke...



>THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER
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> >From the State where drinking and driving is considered a sport,
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>comes a True story from TEXAS.
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>Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
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>Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
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>Intoxicated that he could barely walk.
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>The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer
quietly observing.
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>After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
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>vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into.
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>He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
and drove off.
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>Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off
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>(it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off,
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>tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
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>He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
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>reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as
more patrons left in their vehicles.
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>At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down
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>the street.
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>The police officer, having patiently waited all this time,
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>now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
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>promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
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>To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all.
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>Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
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>Police station, this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
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>"I doubt it," said the man, " Tonight I'm the designated decoy....".
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