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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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01-18-2006, 07:23 AM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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It happens Ron! It could happen to you just as easy as the guy next door...you think I wanted divorce? Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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01-18-2006, 08:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,694
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so when are you getting marreid agian???  |
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01-18-2006, 09:09 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Originally Posted by BigFish
Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!! |
Wow, I thought that was called PMS. |
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01-18-2006, 09:16 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,204
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Could be worse.....you could have 2 Ex-wives....like a buddy of mine.....and he's married again. The Guy is a sucker for punishment
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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01-18-2006, 09:27 AM
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Plug Paladin
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jackson, N.J.
Posts: 1,132
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Originally Posted by BigFish
It happens Ron! It could happen to you just as easy as the guy next door...you think I wanted divorce? Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!! |
If she was this bad then why did you marry her?  |
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01-18-2006, 09:31 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,204
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Originally Posted by Striperknight
If she was this bad then why did you marry her? |
Most of that is caused by a Chemical reaction......Gold coming into contact w/ the left ring finger usually triggers it. |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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01-18-2006, 09:53 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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you all don,t listen// the worse day S crewing is better than the best day fishing  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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01-18-2006, 10:06 AM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 10,543
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If you haven't walked the walk, your talk has no meat. Sorry, that means you too mike. Larry, you know better than to vent on that one in a public forum. You want to vent, call a brother in arms. Will PM my cell # to you.
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“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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01-18-2006, 10:44 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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Hey ROSS // its just my opinion // I realize all tooooooooo well that we all have different problems & I respect that // You know me well enough to know its just my opinion == that there isn,t a woman on earth that shouldn,t be loved [physical] that being said /if ya hit them topside after with a f #$%^&*()(*& hammer that,s [OK] toooooooooooooooo  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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01-25-2006, 06:41 PM
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TB on a stick
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Peniche, Portugal
Posts: 129
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Originally Posted by Clammer
Hey ROSS // its just my opinion // I realize all tooooooooo well that we all have different problems & I respect that // You know me well enough to know its just my opinion == that there isn,t a woman on earth that shouldn,t be loved [physical] that being said /if ya hit them topside after with a f #$%^&*()(*& hammer that,s [OK] toooooooooooooooo |
What's that, Clammer?  |
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01-18-2006, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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then.... :o)
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Originally Posted by Clammer
you all don,t listen// the worse day S crewing is better than the best day fishing |
you MUST be one hell of a fisherman ahh hahahahahah  |
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01-20-2006, 04:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Originally Posted by Clammer
you all don,t listen// the worse day S crewing is better than the best day fishing |
thats the worst BS I ever heard out of you Clammer 
You can never beat a good days fishing......I will take bass anyday over a women! |
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01-20-2006, 04:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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someone get the eel guy some help . fish is better than woman ?they smell a lot alike but thats it . Ill walk a flight of stairs anyday than walk a mile on the beach . thats why we have mustaches .
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01-20-2006, 06:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 5
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marriage
hahaha I'm 19 and reading this cracked me up. all i can say is sucks for you guys! lol. no j/p but the kids on my floor are diggin the jokes.
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01-25-2006, 05:40 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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DIVORCE is like a death in the family, grieving never ends sometime
My wife once told me that she is never going through a divorce again, her second/my first marriage, so I took a long look at her and said, "does that mean I could do just about anything I want and you in some way or another would find a way to get work/through it (whatever it was) whatever I did to piss her off, and she said, "yes".
In my job I have seen a lot of heartache on both sides. I have always said that a divorce is like a death in the family that you never stop grieving over. Never having personally been through it make me lucky certainly but in my job in the last 32 years I could recount some horror stories. It is always the kids that suffer the most thought that what tears me apart.
I've seen some pretty rotten guys and some pretty rotten women too. I remember one night getting sent to an apartment on a one man response domestic violence call years ago after the guy called. When I got there I met the guy outside at the end of the driveway. He said his girlfriend through something on his back on which he was wearing a t shirt while they were arguing in the kitchen. He then said he told the girlfriend he was taking off. As he went out the door she through a lit match at the back of his tshirt. It went up in a ball of flames. The liquid she through on him was charcoal lighter fluid. Lucky he moved quick and stripped the shirt off before he was burned. It was at his feet in the driveway, and absoluely nothing was left of it. She was arrested. He packed up his things while she was our guest. Funny thing about these two we kept going there and he swore up and down he wasn't the agressor, and she swore she would never doing anything to upset the children.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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01-26-2006, 03:20 PM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Guess I got lucky 11 years and no end in sight....I know that ain't $hit compared to some but it's a solid start.
It's about making good decisions.
It's also a certain amount of work. You make your decision then it is up to both parties to make the decision work....
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“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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01-27-2006, 11:53 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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THE #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
YOU MUST BE A LONELY GUY #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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01-27-2006, 08:57 PM
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umm,the juicy sweets!!!!!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: n.chelmsford
Posts: 347
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 MARRIAGE IS NOT A WORD, IT'S A SENTENCE! 12 years of blissfulunderstandingcommunication ! ( big word that describes marriage) |
Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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01-18-2006, 11:03 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,703
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Originally Posted by Striperknight
If she was this bad then why did you marry her? |
Thats what I don't understand!!!
If the was evil when things got bad,
She was evil before you married her!!!
You were just not looking or thinking before you married her!!!
My grandfather allways told me, If you want to find out what a woman is really like, spend a lot of time with her mother and find out what she is really like!!! |
LETS GO BRANDON
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01-25-2006, 09:00 AM
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Registered LUser
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mashpee, MA
Posts: 643
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Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie
My grandfather allways told me, If you want to find out what a woman is really like, spend a lot of time with her mother and find out what she is really like!!!
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My mom is very sweet and everything good, but she has, uh, kind of a moustache. My sister's 40 and has been waxing for prolly 10 years. Bad tidings for my older years, I guess.  oke: My face ain't too furry now, thank goodness. But the man's already met my mom, so he knows what he's in for. The poor thing. |
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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01-25-2006, 09:58 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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B/B WTF  RAZOR  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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01-18-2006, 10:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,703
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Originally Posted by BigFish
It happens Ron! It could happen to you just as easy as the guy next door...you think I wanted divorce? Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!! |
Not going to happen to me,
Like I said, It doesn't happen in my family!!! |
LETS GO BRANDON
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01-23-2006, 11:57 AM
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Is it May yet?
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Gloucester Ma
Posts: 1,238
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Originally Posted by BigFish
you think I wanted divorce? Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!! |
ummm.. I think I married your ex's twin. I'll say a prayer for you man...  |
"Twitch....Twitch....Twitch....WHAM!"
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