Best Quotes..

[seabass]

Here's a few of my favorites:
When you're dumb, you suffer.

Even the blind chicken gets a piece of corn.

If it doesn't matter who wins, then why do they keep score?

[ThrowingTimber]

I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different.
T. S. Eliot

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Elliot

The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason.
elliot

There is not a more repulsive spectacle than on old man who will not forsake the world, which has already forsaken him.
elliot

Our high respect for a well read person is praise enough for literature.
elliot

At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths -your abilities and your failings.
elliot

I believe in God like I believe in the sun rise. Not because I can see it, but because I can see all that it touches.

cs lewis

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
lewis

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
lewis

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
lewis

The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis. Dante Alighieri

[Jenn]

Oh I cant believe no one gave up this one yet!!!

"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, feed him for a lifetime!"


"Lifes too short"


oh and of course we cant forget about gramps in grumpy old men when he said ....."you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first!"

[Sea Dangles]

You can pick your friends,you can pick your nose.But you can't wipe your friends under the table.

[crash]

Originally Posted by Jenn

"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, feed him for a lifetime!"

I like this,
"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, and you can sell him fishing equipment"

[chris L]

Originally Posted by Jenn

Oh I cant believe no one gave up this one yet!!!

you just did !

[JohnR]

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Few movie quotes:

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky

We're on a mission from God

Kaiser Soze was a myth in the criminal world. As the story was said, he was just a small dope dealer, but ran into some big trouble. His enemies went to his house to show him that he had stepped over his line and had to step back and learn a lesson. They were going to kill his family in front of him after they raped his wife. "Then he showed these men of will what will really was." Rather then wanting to see his family live after this, he killed them himself. He shot his two children and his wife in the head and then taught the attackers a lesson. This is a story about five men that get suckered into working for this legend with out their knowledge. But pay close attention, there are clues all over the place. "He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. Rat on your pop, and Kaiser Soze will get you. Keaton always said 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Kaiser Soze. You think you can catch Kaiser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. And after that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again....

Spacey in Usual Suspects

[eelman]

From The movie "Jerimiah Johnson"

"Why is he yelling at me?"

"Because he's scared of ya"

From "Jaws"

"You got city hands hooper"

"Cage goes in the water, you go in the cage, sharks in water"

" I"m talking about sharkin for a living, were not fishin for tommy cod or bluegills Chief"

"Catch'n some stripers Mrs brody, be back for dinner"


From the "perfect Strom"

" The flemish cap? you may as well steam to portugal"

"Your a goddamn swordboat captain"

"Lotta fish, lotta weather"

Billy the "greek"

"You can catch all the school bass you want, I dont talk in inches, I talk in pounds, what separates the men from the boys is weight"

[chris L]

what was his name gerbal no no no thata ptown thing it was roger verbal kint yeah thats the gimps name

"The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist".

[Duke41]

A few I learned in Texas.

He's tighter than a gnat with hass but strechted over a rain barrel full of piranha.

That dog won't hunt. used to express disbeleif

Dumber than a box of rocks

We've howdied but we haven't shook

This ain't my first rodeo.

She's thin as a bar of soap after a hard day's washin

Faster than a duck on a June bug

Tighter than a power line after a blue norther


thats a fewe have fun

[castn4bass]

stupid is as stupid does! GUMP

[castn4bass]

If I wanted your opinion i'd give it to ya!

[Jimbo]

One a these days, Alice.....BANG, ZOOM

[castn4bass]

"Don't Fillett a Can of Tuna witrh a HedgeTrimmer" JohnR

[kevin d]

Most people go through life wondering if they've made a difference in the world. Marines don't have that problem.
Ronald Reagan

[cheferson]

"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -Ronald Reagan-

[Pete_G]

Originally Posted by cheferson

"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -Ronald Reagan-

I've always like that one.

[cheferson]

"Everything in moderation, including moderation." Mark Twain

First they ignore you; then they mock you; then they punish you; then you win." Mahatama Ghandi

In any civilized society, it is every citizen's responsibility to obey just laws. But at the same time, it is every citizen's responsibility to disobey unjust laws. -- Martin Luther King Jr.

The first casualty when war comes is the truth. -- California Senator Hiram Johnson, 1917

It is better do die on your feet than live a lifetime on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata

Any fool can make a rule, and Every fool will follow it. -- Henry David Thoreau

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. -- Seneca, A.D. 65

"America; first we fight for our freedom, then we make laws to take it away."-- Alfred E. Newman

[rexhamer]

Mark Twain - "When I left home at the age of eighteen, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I returned at twenty-one, I was amazed at how much he had learned in three years."

Churchill - "Never in the annals of recorded history have so many owed so much to so few." (After the Battle of Britain)

??? - "It is better to remain silent and thought to be a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Elaine - "You mean it shrinks?" Jerry - "Like a frightened turtle!"

??? - "Success is a journey, not a destination."

??? - "I thought I was a poor man because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet."

[Katie]

Originally Posted by rexhamer

??? - "I thought I was a poor man because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet."

i've heard the story on this.... and i can not remember who said it.... but its a story everyone should hear

you guys are definitly into this.... it's awsome