Announcing my candidacy For President of the USA!

[Nebe]

im all over it like bass on pogie. Flap, first things first... I need an undisclosed place to hide all the time. Im thinking penekese island with an endless eel supply.

who will be your intern???

Also, if we bribe the guys at Diebold voting machines, we might just make this happen

[Nebe]

I would also like to be secretary of hot college chicks. not sure if that position exists, but i am sure i can do a good job.

[Flaptail]

Originally Posted by Nebe

I would also like to be secretary of hot college chicks. not sure if that position exists, but i am sure i can do a good job.

We can add that in as a subpart to your job description!

[Flaptail]

Originally Posted by Nebe

im all over it like bass on pogie. Flap, first things first... I need an undisclosed place to hide all the time. Im thinking penekese island with an endless eel supply.

who will be your intern???

Also, if we bribe the guys at Diebold voting machines, we might just make this happen

As for Penikese that can become the presidential retreat instead of Camp David and of course we will put up Bass stands.

[basswipe]

Where do you stand on the humus problem?

[Nebe]

Originally Posted by Flaptail

As for Penikese that can become the presidential retreat instead of Camp David and of course we will put up Bass stands.

excellent.

we need to have a war though.. how about a war on stripers. We all know the bass are always up to no good down there in virginia every winter.. planning what rocks to break us off on and what lures they wont bite.. they're evil do-ers i tell ya. we gotta smoke em outa there holes..get tehm on the run and bring them to justice.

["uffah!!"]

ALL I CAN SAY!

[Pete_G]

Flap, I think your mission statement perfectly fits my view of world politics and policy. I would be proud to serve in an administration that operates with forward, long term thinking both globally and even more importantly locally.

[Flaptail]

Originally Posted by Pete_G

Flap, I think your mission statement perfectly fits my view of world politics and policy. I would be proud to serve in an administration that operates with forward, long term thinking both globally and even more importantly locally.

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!

[Pete_G]

I will use my postion as Secretary of State to streamline my department to more effectively, and hopefully peacefully handle foreign affairs in the model of your vision for the future.

Also, wait till you see my plans for the Bureau of Oceans and International Enviromental and Scientific Affairs. I've grown tired of the abuse of the bluefin fishery so we will push hard for policy changes in this fishery; we should be able to catch so many of these fish every year so that we're sick of both catching and eating them every fall when they finally leave our waters for the winter.