I had one 2/98 when I broke my leg and underwent surgery. Then another one in 2001 when I was bitten by a dog at work. I couldn't remember if I got one in 1998 so they gave me one for good measure.
"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." Matt Groening, Life In Hell