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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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02-27-2006, 05:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 6,267
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your whacked.......
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02-27-2006, 05:55 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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I hate the supermarket!!!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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02-27-2006, 06:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Shopping carts should have those tricycle bells on them to announce your presence to those who chose to ignore you. Ding-ding!, ding-ding! until their heads pop out of their hinies and they move.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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02-27-2006, 06:48 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,126
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yes I'd like to go shop with you to see how perfect you are so I know what I am supposed to do with my carraige when I want something on the other side of the isle.  |
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02-27-2006, 06:58 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
Posts: 4,263
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Larry..Me thinks your drinking way to much coffee...Try decaf....  |
I'm going where I'm going... 
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02-27-2006, 07:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,703
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Larry,
Do you own any hand guns or shot guns ???  |
LETS GO BRANDON
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02-27-2006, 08:09 PM
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North Shore Lurker
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 271
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I like the ones who hit you in the back while your waiting to pay because they are too busy talking on the cell phone to pay attention.
Always in another language too. Usually Russian or Spanish.
(Not prejudice; I hate everyone.)
I work directly across from a supermarket so I see it all.
How about the ones that buy $400.00 worth of groceries and just walk away with the cart?
I can't think of a single place I have gone freshwater fishing around here that I haven't seen a cart or 12.
They actually pay someone full time just to run around and pick up carts. Brand new F-350. I think I'm in the wrong business.
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02-27-2006, 08:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maine
Posts: 4,547
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie
Larry,
Do you own any hand guns or shot guns ??? |
 Let's hope not  |
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03-02-2006, 06:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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you kill me
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Originally Posted by BigFish
I hate the supermarket!!!!!
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there's times for politeness and then you have to just yell
OUT OF MY WAY coming thru ---> make way....
and if that doesnt work in a real deep voice i go:
(this should be easy for you BF)
fee fii fooo fum and i crash my friggan cart right into theres
bam ! that usually works and bring a sqeaky toy
to make noises at them...with... soon you'll be laughing  |
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03-02-2006, 11:11 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,605
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Raven you're bringing a whole new genre of tactics to the supermarket experience. I am going to remember to incorporate animal noises, maybe some classic Monty Python or Three Stooges expressions, possibly Yosemite Sam, to the rude, obtuse, or otherwise plain old ignorant blocking the aisles. This could even embarrass members of my own family let alone the target audience. I'm so excited I almost can't wait to go shopping again.
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03-02-2006, 11:23 AM
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umm,the juicy sweets!!!!!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: n.chelmsford
Posts: 347
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BF , You've got some issues.Need to chill out  |
Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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03-02-2006, 07:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,703
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by seabass
BF , You've got some issues.Need to chill out |
You think !!!
This forum should be renamed
The bigfish forum, instead of the grumpy old farts forum |
LETS GO BRANDON
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03-02-2006, 08:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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the grumpy old bigfish fart forum
hey thats a great idea.... captain Ron
cuz ever since he had that last birfday
he's been a grump.... he's feelin old
i think.... gettin cranky...
even the old ladies at the supermarket
are kicken his ass...
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