One More.....Grocery Cart Etiquette!

[Raven]

Originally Posted by BigFish

I hate the supermarket!!!!!

there's times for politeness and then you have to just yell

OUT OF MY WAY coming thru ---> make way....

and if that doesnt work in a real deep voice i go:
(this should be easy for you BF)
fee fii fooo fum and i crash my friggan cart right into theres

bam ! that usually works and bring a sqeaky toy
to make noises at them...with... soon you'll be laughing

[Jimbo]

Raven you're bringing a whole new genre of tactics to the supermarket experience. I am going to remember to incorporate animal noises, maybe some classic Monty Python or Three Stooges expressions, possibly Yosemite Sam, to the rude, obtuse, or otherwise plain old ignorant blocking the aisles. This could even embarrass members of my own family let alone the target audience. I'm so excited I almost can't wait to go shopping again.

[seabass]

BF , You've got some issues.Need to chill out

[Raider Ronnie]

Originally Posted by seabass

BF , You've got some issues.Need to chill out

You think !!!
This forum should be renamed
The bigfish forum, instead of the grumpy old farts forum

[Raven]

hey thats a great idea.... captain Ron
cuz ever since he had that last birfday
he's been a grump.... he's feelin old
i think.... gettin cranky...
even the old ladies at the supermarket
are kicken his ass...

[BigFish]

Thats it! Not takin' you or Raider Ron fishing with me.......or to the supermarket!

[seabass]

If I thought you were going to be this grumpy, I would've let ya keep the asteriods title!