Five Levels of Drinking

[seabass]

My head hurts just reading level 5, please pass the Alka-Seltzer.

[fishaholic18]

Years ago I think I passed level 5, don't remember much, woke up to a rooster crowing, I was laying accross a set of RR tracks in the pouring rain. My buddy was right next to me. Scary sh$t.

["uffah!!"]

Which does this cover, 1 or @ ?

[RickBomba]

Somebody says a certain somebody's got the express elevator from one to five...
MILO!!!
Later,
Rick

[ThrowingTimber]

Bart, a good friend of mine works at the goggle. Were you there on a friday night? About 5'10" long dark straight hair, light eyes Colombian girl


You ever wake up in the woods face down in a pile of leaves one arm hugging a keg thats on its side? Luckily your phone is still in your pocket so you make a call dude come get me... where are you?? Dude I couldnt even begin to tell you... whered we go last night??? walked throught the woods til I found a mail box, and checked the address on a letter... Dude how'd you end up there no clue man come get me.. ok.


My buddy john puked on a cieling for his 21st. He's a pretty tall kid.

[Joe]

You decide to take a rowboat out to Dutch Island in the fog, against the tide, at 3:00 in the morning and end up getting clipped by a car carrier.

[ThrowingTimber]

Daytona spring break nickle drafts, its 2pm. You cant walk.