Five Levels of Drinking

[ThrowingTimber]

Bart, a good friend of mine works at the goggle. Were you there on a friday night? About 5'10" long dark straight hair, light eyes Colombian girl


You ever wake up in the woods face down in a pile of leaves one arm hugging a keg thats on its side? Luckily your phone is still in your pocket so you make a call dude come get me... where are you?? Dude I couldnt even begin to tell you... whered we go last night??? walked throught the woods til I found a mail box, and checked the address on a letter... Dude how'd you end up there no clue man come get me.. ok.


My buddy john puked on a cieling for his 21st. He's a pretty tall kid.

[Joe]

You decide to take a rowboat out to Dutch Island in the fog, against the tide, at 3:00 in the morning and end up getting clipped by a car carrier.

[ThrowingTimber]

Daytona spring break nickle drafts, its 2pm. You cant walk.

[ThrowingTimber]

The classic, my buddy boner passes out when he was about to take a leak. Pants at his ankles, wedding tackle in hand forhead on the top of the toilet seat, head tilted to the side drooling.... Yes we have pictures... we woke him up with smelling salts... that was funny

[Duke41]

you think that's what happened Joe?

[The Iceman 6]

If you dont remember, it didn't happen...