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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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04-05-2006, 05:20 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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I love the ads for drugs that don't tell you what they're for. Ask your Doctor, they say. The Docs have enough to do besides saying "You don't need Viagra, Ma'am." Then the motor mouth comes on describing side effects at 150 mph. Side effect #1 ,9 times out of 10 : You poop yourself. Well, that blows the sale.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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04-05-2006, 06:08 PM
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I need spring!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Weymouth, MA
Posts: 1,213
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I saw one for a "sleep aid" and they said one of the side effects is, get this.........drowsiness  |
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04-05-2006, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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there's been
several documented cases of people pulled over while "sleep driving"
and arrested only to wake up in jail wondering how the hell they got there. thats why they have to list that side effect.
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04-05-2006, 08:01 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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LMAO ,Uzze guys posts should be on the Scuppers joke thread.   Waay too funnie.  Ya just added 2 hours to my life.  |
" Choose Life "
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04-07-2006, 10:15 PM
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#5
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North Shore Lurker
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 271
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Most of the crap they advertise........
You need a presciption.
How does that work?
You go to your doctor.
Tell him "I saw this ad on TV and this is what I have and this is what I need."
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Hypochondriac America. Everyone is an expert now?
Not presciptions anymore. Scrips or meds.
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My old man IS a pharmacist, one of my best friends too.
I take aspirin.
Sometimes two.
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04-07-2006, 10:18 PM
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#6
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North Shore Lurker
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 271
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Sleep aid?
Red Sox game or golf and a beer or two.
Could not knock me out faster with a hammer.
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If I ever get to the point where I am told I need Viagra I will pay someone to put one in the head and two in the chest.
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