Supermarket Grump Extraordinaire Update!

[BigFish]

Norwell...on Rt. 53.

[sok]

Same idea as Raven....just a little different.

In case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique
recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that
it really works...

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world,"
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.
6. Bubbles slowly float to the surface creating a gentle gurgling
sound.
7. The water is crystal clear.
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8. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding
underwater.

[Raven]

accept for number 8

i like snappin bones myself...
heh heh heh....

they call it meditation lol

did you know that within
a real gurgling stream is every musical note?
natures true music....

and this is totally true ok..something i love to do.

one of my pure delights is hiding in the bushes
beside a lake when it still has a misty fog on it....
when i see a young couple out for a canoe ride..

and then i put my hands together in conk shell fasion
and do a loon imitation that's so realistic that they go
nuts lookin for it....and i simply love watchin their reaction.

[BigFish]

I like hiding in the bushes and doing something similar except I fart as loud as I can making folks go nuts looking for the flatulant moose with the muddy arse!

["uffah!!"]

Originally Posted by BigFish

I like hiding in the bushes and doing something similar except I fart as loud as I can making folks go nuts looking for the flatulant moose with the muddy arse!

BIG FISHES ARE LIKE THAT!! YA! THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!

[Saltheart]

"One warrant was for trying to shoplift $1277.00 of goods and the other was for a paltry $975.00(must have been a bad day) worth of goods."

Not a bad day.....His freezer was full by then!!

[Raven]

no wonder they have a cop standing at the exit of a certain price chopper in the next town over...

that guy shoulda stole a walk in freezer first...


i'll never forget the story i heard thats true.....that a woman was being chased because she stole a turkey and stuffed it between her legs and took off running with a security guard chasing right after her.

she not only got away but scaled a fence with that turkey still stashed away in her secret spot...

ahh ha ha ha ha.... too funny.