On the humorous side................
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint
the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while
Lucy was out. He left to take care of another matter before she
returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower.
Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued
her to the commode seat. About that time, Charlie got home and
realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally,
In desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position here he could study how to free
her. Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying
"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before".
The Doctor replied "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never
saw one FRAMED before. =============
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