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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-05-2006, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
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Originally Posted by Slingah
howza bout this one from my mother....."you little basstid!!!!"......of course I was one  |
I got that one from my mother and being the smart ass that I was a kid,
I would answer with "I thought you and dad were married" !!!
That allways went over well !!! |
LETS GO BRANDON
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08-05-2006, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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Garrison Kieller quote ".....and then my Mother made a buzzing sound, a sound that denied her own marriage..."
I heard that on the way home from work one evening and had to pull my car over, I was laughing so hard.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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08-05-2006, 03:45 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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Be home [before] the street lights go on :::::
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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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08-05-2006, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southern NH
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Come running home 223 mph....What did you do now??????  |
Good health and family
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08-05-2006, 04:15 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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The day i got caught smokin, and my Dad says "when did u take up the sticks??"  |
" Choose Life "
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08-06-2006, 05:00 PM
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Registered LUser
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mashpee, MA
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"Put a smile on your face and a song in your heart", just at the time when i was least apt to.
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The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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08-06-2006, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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" money don't grow on trees "
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