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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-08-2006, 01:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Corona Del Mar, CA
Posts: 794
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I always got "You can wish in one hand and $hit in the other and see which one fills up first" when asking for stuff.
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08-08-2006, 03:57 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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He did????? what Sister Mary Laurita?? I’ll speak with him.. “Wait til your father gets home!!!”
My old man don’t do soup “This is sick people food, how about a steak?”
My mom god bless her all 4’7” of her was trained like a Navy seal, wooden spoons, sandals, pretty much everything within reach…
My mom god bless her, as she walked up to me with her hands behind her back..” Come here I have something for you” That worked til about age 7… Then it was cut and run from there on out…
“There are children starving in Africa, finish your pea soup!”
“Finish your liver!”
“Drink your milk”
More of an anecdote really” My mom used to collect porcelain clowns. I remember putting my sister on her trike and tying a rope to the cabinet then standing on the back of the trike then pushing away from the cabinet… She was’nt angry. I was scared. No wait til your father comes home.. months later.. Matts birthday invite comes in the mail.. OH COOL mom mom mom mom can I go “remember the clowns” shes says calm as can be…
“Go to confession, we saw you”
“keep it up and I’m telling the priest you want to be an altar boy” was one til I was 16…
My poor mother “who’s car is that?”
My old man “where’d those girls come from?”
Shop class “ The fasterer I go, the behinderer I get.”
My old man fishing on a party boat with my buddy, “ Lip the effin thing mikeyor you’re swimming, kid I know your old man I can take him”
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Domination takes full concentration..
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08-08-2006, 06:59 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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Dad,,"pull my finger"  |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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08-08-2006, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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my dad would try
to put one over on me all the time
especially when i was real little....
........talkin ....tellen me about sky hooks
that ya throw up and hook a cloud
just in case you fell out of an
airplane... or sumthin... you could
swing down to the ground
like a monkey
with the most serious face
he had....  |
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08-08-2006, 07:51 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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It would start snowing in the afternoon and you were all pschyed about no school the next day.
You could always tell the intensity of the storm by lookin at the street light across the street.
About 9 pm my Dad would walk over to the window, look at the street light, and say "Looks like it's lettin up."
No, No, No.
---- "Ya can't make a silk purse out of a Sows Ear"
----- " Scarcer than Hen's teeth"
----- "She was all dressed up like Astor's pet horse"
----- "He's got the life of Reilly"
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" Choose Life "
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08-08-2006, 09:29 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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"Get your finger out of your ear...you don't know where thats been"!!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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