Need some help on how to fish Canal..

[numbskull]

Follow the birds.
Follow guys who leave after answering their cellphones.
Carry expensive tackle.
Don't cast until you see someone else hook a fish.
Keep reeling after you snap one off, no one may notice.
Any vessel you can reach is fair game.
Don't feed the snakes.
Don't feed the mosquitos.
Bring a treat for the rats, lest they get mad at you.
Look both ways before peeing.
Practice your swearing.
Offer your suffering for the poor souls in Purgatory.
Stay upwind of Slip, unless you know someone in Purgatory.