Dumbest thing you've been asked when fishing?

[Finlander]

Few winters ago while icefishing a Bershire pond along route 20, late afternoon, a well dressed couple walks out to where we're fishing. The woman is in a dress with high heels, first thing out of her mouth is "O you have to make a hole through the ice, that how you do it". They where from New York city, on a sking trip.