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12-20-2006, 04:40 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Another one,,,,,
My in-laws came over for a weekend on the Vineyard, So as I always did when they showed up I went fishing! Got a very nice striper around 2am and went home. I was tired and put the bass in the tub and put ice on it.
Well I get up in the morning to walk in the kitchen and my mother in-law asked me, how did the fish got in the tub? I said what fish?  |
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12-20-2006, 05:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mashpee, MA
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I like getting a, "How's it goin', bro?" or a "Catch anything yet, man?" and seeing the dudes' faces when they hear a girl's voice reply. And no, I'm not a shim; it's always dark and they do not approach from the front.  |
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.
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12-20-2006, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
Posts: 5,366
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Bass Babe....  
How about "you like fishing"???? No I hate it, I am here because I hate it..... 
and once I even had......"can I take you out to dinner?"  (Poor fella musta been desperate!  ) I kindly said "no thanks" and found myself a new fishing spot for the nite..... |
Simplify.......
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12-20-2006, 06:44 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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While ice-fishing: "Whatchya doon? "
Me: " Minding my own business, and you?"
Some of the view hogging folks that live on rivers and ponds can't stand having fishermen in front of their "trophies" and fishing. This happened so help me: "There are no fish here, you're wasting your time" I just had a flag and could hear the spool spinning, I pulled up a 3' pike and said " You're right, place is full of alligators." Dood went home.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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12-20-2006, 06:59 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
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"Do fish bite when it rains?" or "Do you catch anything in the rain?"
"No, they go indoors until it stops." or "No, I just want to stand outside and get wet."
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