Let the swearing begin--

[tattoobob]

Oh and it doesn't happen in every house, those are my wife exact words
I told her you try to hold it straight and tighten the screws while laying on the floor. she says oh ok looks good

[fishpoopoo]

that's not even the best part.

the best part is cleaning up all those !@#$ing pine needles that fall off and get all over the place after the tree dries up.

[spence]

Yet another reason why Judaism is the superior religion

-spence

[Slipknot]

You'll get through it just fine Santa Gurmp
Have some eggnog and put on some Jerry

[justplugit]

Originally Posted by Slipknot

and put on some Jerry

Thank You Jerry, oops, i mean Bruce.

[chris L]

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[Karl F]

I put the tree in the stand outside.. have her come out, and make sure it is straight out there.. clamp it up real good.. move the stuff outta the way, open the sliders, and stuff it in the corner... spin it around so the fullest side is showing.. smile at wife.. then leave...

been about 16 years since I quit drinkin'.. but.. I do kinda miss the old tradition .. me and the tree would get lit about the same time, and we'd both stay lit, for about 3 weeks... ahhh the "good" old days... ...

nog and jerry.. that'll get ya merry...