Dumbest thing you've been asked when fishing?

[Terence]

Guy on Beach: You catchin any Stripers?
ME: Just a few schoolies.
Guy on beach: No Stripers though?

[hunan]

don't remember who i heard this one from so i am sorry if it was you. a fellow fisherman was at the railroad bridge in the parking lot telling me a story about an out of stater pulling up to him and asking if the land on the other side was martha's vineyard! doh!

[Christian]

a stupid THING that happened
fishing the beach front in front of some houses. nice sunny morning, walkers, dog walkers, and runners going up and down the beach. had 2 fish laying in the sand at my feet, lady walks up and asks me if they are bluefish...i say yup and smile..she says nice catch, starts walking away, pulls out a tissue. she uses it and drops it. i run over grab it, and hand it to her, saying hey, you dropped this. i dont like blatent littering.

[timf]

For us kayakers......

Take the yak off the car, load up tackle boxs, 3-4 rods and depth finder....Guy walks up to me "You going to fish out of that kayak?"

No special delivery to one of the boats out there: Here's your sign!