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Old 01-18-2007, 01:28 PM   #19
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That is Friggin Hilarious...I'm still laughing while I'm typing this.

I whole heartedly Agree about the Adolescent Male thing. Sometimes I'm Amazed that the Boy Scouts are still in existence. You get 2 dozen boys together in the woods and then hand them Axes, Knives, and Matches....and expect them NOT to get in trouble

A couple of years ago I went on a Field trip with my son to pioneer Village...kind of like a Pilgrim village. The woman doing the tour is asking all these questions.....and my Son is nailing 'em. I'm being the proud dad and thinking I got the smartest kid in the school.

That very night I'm saying good night to him and I notice he's picking at his hair.

So I say "What are you Doing"

He Says "Getting the glue out of my Hair"

So I say "How'd you get glue in your Hair?"

His response "I Put it There"

WTF....he was friggin Einstein 6 hours earlier and now he's Curly Howard.

I thought it was just Him....But They Are ALL Like That.

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Sometimes I wonder how the race has survived male adolesents. Having two teenage boys has had me shaking my head for 9 years now. I swear they had more sense when they were 6. Example
#2 son get a model rocket set for Christmas and is fasinated by electric igniter- wires it up to his braces and asks #1 to pull trigger- the sparks were from what I heard, besides the scream, were great. #2 is now pissed at #1 and wacks him in the head and guess what- #2 breaks his hand on #1's head --Bad day for #2. 2 weeks later #2 sneaks up and zapps #1 with a home made tazer- you take the flash out of a disposible camera-knocks him across the room. And my wife wonders why I drink.

"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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