First try watering it frequently and place it someplace where it may get some natural light. Like near a picture window etc. Be careful not to drown it though. It looks like it might of been next to some type of heat source like a vent etc. How's the soil look? If it was near a heat source it's probably bone dry.
If all else fails, crank up the Floyd and listen to Freak and smoke the damn thing!
"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." Matt Groening, Life In Hell
Just buy some "mother-in-law's tongue". It's very sharp, and thus, aptly named. We have it by the fire where it gets almost no light, and we always forget to water it. It's been alive for YEARS. Other than that, I have a brown thumb.
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. ...Wait a minute, my work IS fishing. Sweet.