Hi, my name is Jess, and I'm a plugaholic.
I admit that I'm powerless when it comes to PAS and that only through the help of my higher power, which I choose to call Morone Saxatilus, will I be able to go back to live lining and chunking.
My sponsor has told me to speak up more in meetings and to stay away from people, places, and playthings that would tempt me to purchase more plugs...............................
I always thought he waz full of SHEEEEET!
I CAIN"T BE CURED!!! I'm not DONE till I own all the plugs ever built by anyone, anywhere, for anything STRIPEY!!! I NEEEEEED wood, plastic, rubber all artificials EVER MANUFACTURED,
EVER!!!!!
So, who's with me? We'll go camou, black our faces, sport ninja black attire, and there's a particular BassPro Shop I know of that needs a midnight inventory reduction mission. They're the pharmacy, dooods, we ain't hurting the guy on the street, we'll just hit the man. If that works and we don't get busted, there's a #^&#^&#^&#^&'S opening up around the corner from me with delivery trucks scheduled for......................
Oh.................YEAH, I gotts it Baaaaaaaaaaad!!!
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