little sobs

[Katie]

Originally Posted by Raven

that says call 1-800 "#state police"
if my driving sucks

slapped on their bumper

comes to mind....

could make one and slap it on their car once they go into the mall, with the local police departments number on it, and just remember the license plate when calling...

[Bass Babe]

I went to the mall about a year ago and had some little mofos throw stuff at my car as I pulled out of the lot. I threw the car into reverse and went after them...in reverse...but they ran into the mall. I asked some kids outside if they knew what the little roostersuckers were throwing, and they said they thought it was candy. There was no damage to my car, and I didn't have time to complain to mall security or anything. Bassturds. People should stop having children. They're evil.

[JohnR]

5 or so years back me and Schoolie Monster were heading back towards Boston on 6 around Hyannis when we got into one of those situations. The 5 guys were clearly intoxicated and we did not have cell phones on us at the time... So they kept doing this in their little Hyundai in front of my 92 Bronco with a Big Azz cooler rack on the front. Almost had a hood ornament. They started having some second thoughts when the Bronco was trying to get over 90 on their ass (at this point I was driving defensive)

They started whipping out full 12oz Bud Bottles at us. I was hoping to get in front of them and start to toss some live eels in their car (hind sight being what it is probably would've freaked them into an accident).

They hit exit one hard at the last minute, while I went over the bridge and told the cop on the rotary (former) gas station...

Bastages...

[Raven]

Originally Posted by JohnR

5 or so years back me and Schoolie Monster were heading back towards Boston on 6 around Hyannis when we got into one of those situations. The 5 guys were clearly intoxicated and we did not have cell phones on us at the time... So they kept doing this in their little Hyundai in front of my 92 Bronco with a Big Azz cooler rack on the front. Almost had a hood ornament. They started having some second thoughts when the Bronco was trying to get over 90 on their ass (at this point I was driving defensive)

They started whipping out full 12oz Bud Bottles at us. I was hoping to get in front of them and start to toss some live eels in their car (hind sight being what it is probably would've freaked them into an accident).

They hit exit one hard at the last minute, while I went over the bridge and told the cop on the rotary (former) gas station...

Bastages...

what's strange.....is they don't really comprehend who they
are messing with... because , although i am not as reckless as in my youth.... i am definately more dangerous now than then...

we are the same as them! with 30 years more experience...at it
in driving skill and more... on the one hand...

on the other hand...

after driving cross country so many times
sometimes the best thing to do....is the 5 minute break of pulling off the road... and letting all that insanity get a few miles ahead of you... to keep from getting so angry you end up doing something you'll totally regret later....

[Backbeach Jake]

All I wanted to do was steal their valve cores and scratch "A-Hole Delivery Service" on the doors. Maybe pee in the defrosters. My wife is such a kill-joy.

[Smokey14]

Originally Posted by Bass Babe

People should stop having children. They're evil.

LOL I told my wife that after we had our second one.


If you really want to get em busted you could call 911 and tell them that looked like the kids pointed a gun out the window at you. "well I thought I saw a gun officer" or "Some kids just stole my Cadillac, Mas plate ### ###". Bet Daddy wouldn't let em drive it again.

[Raven]

but ...you used to be able to get contact information

from anyone's license plate if you say you dinged
or scratched their paint job with your car door...

at the registry of motor vehicles.....