heh heh heh....
my wife went to work thinking about how much i scared her...
which i shouldnt have done.... (it was wrong)
shes afraid to walk bare foot in the house now

>>>stupid me<<<
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one day my friend who is completely terrified
of snakes ....was working near me...
and i mentioned i killed a snake this morning...
it was a rattler too...[ babies will never warn ya
cuz no rattles and just bite ya...where as the older snakes (with rattles)
you could easily locate and transplant them elsewhere.]
i told him... i cut off it's head ...it's dead laying over there.
he still felt the need to tip toe over to see it... slowly...
ever so carefully.... as i watched his approach
i let out a
blood curdling high pitched
WATCH OUT !!!!! real loud
and watched him run like he was on fire
ah ha ha ha ha