a nation of losers

[Saltheart]

They don't cheat on you. they don't run up a bill on your credit cards and most importantly , they can't talk so no nagging!!

Anyway , i'll stick to the real thing but its nice to know there are other options!!!???

[fishpoopoo]

Originally Posted by Saltheart

They don't cheat on you. they don't run up a bill on your credit cards and most importantly , they can't talk so no nagging!!

Anyway , i'll stick to the real thing but its nice to know there are other options!!!???

Hey Mike, the grass is always greener on the other side, right?

1. "They don't cheat on you." Sure, but you have to do all the work. Doll on top? No way.

2. "They don't run up a bill on your credit cards." Sure, but don't you run up a nice bill on your credit card when you order your next date?. "Hello, blowupdollsonline? I'd like a redhead who isn't too stretched out. $300? No problem let me get my Visa card."

3. "They can't talk." They can't fetch you a beer, they can't cook or do dishes or do chores or organize your plug bag for the next outing.

[Mike P]

Hey, Ben, I love your new signature

[fishsmith]

Sally Lyrics
» The Police
I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.