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Old 08-13-2007, 04:52 PM   #1
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well my Dad once offered me 25 cents per squirrel tail
since they ate the sweet maple tree tips every spring and practically defolliated the entire trees of their leaves.....so lets just say i had
alot of money as a kid and their wasn't any squirells for a 1/4 mile.

you have to sometimes drop your all life is sacred bit and treatem like ole Clammer treats bluefish and get rid of them...=>ALL and draw the line at friggan squirrels

it's just like at my new place....ok...the former owners have been feeding wild turkeys there for 9 straight YEARS and thats gonna end over night because i want no turkeys at all scratchin thru my carefully placed mulch
eating all my earthworms that i just gathered off the golf course...and put there to make my black gold.... i'll sick the dingo on them everytime and if
she kills one , she'll be an extra good dog....lol
and get it'll be roasted for her.
in the words of the cannibal in the little rascals show
yum yum eat em up

so either get yourself a pellet gun or grab a chainsaw and drop that friggan tree with the rats still in it..and make plugs out of it or heat your house with it... geeeeeeee wilikers
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:28 PM   #2
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I think that come Thanksgiving you will have fresh tukeys on your plate.
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:58 PM   #3
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Cool

i'd have to buy a huge shop vac from home depot just to vacume all the down feathers lou so i doubt it... i used to have 75 free range chickens in the mountains of california and trying to eat them was like trying to chew a mouthful of rubber (elastic) bands... patuuuueeeee blaaaah
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:57 PM   #4
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you have to sometimes drop your all life is sacred bit and treatem like ole Clammer treats bluefish and get rid of them.
We'll call that the Eleventh Commandment I like it.

The beatings will continue until morale improves
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