I hope I am not the only one who thinks this is funny!!

[fishpoopoo]

um, that's fine for those little seals, but have you ever been chased out of the surf by an angry 400 lb. bull seal on the beach?

i have. damn near $hit my waders.

you're gonna need a bigger stick for the local seals, my friend.

[BrianS]

kind of reminds me of a little short that I saw on the twilight zone, or something like that..

Fat stupid fisherman, catched a micro sunfish, gets all excited and keeps it...

He keeps fishing... notices an apple sitting on the rock next to him.... being fat and stupid... he eats it....

He then notices the monofilament running from his mouth and the hook is set! He starts grabbing his throat, bleeding profusely from his mouth, and is pulled into the water.

end short.

[The Dad Fisherman]

I always liked this one....