Those 2 lures to the far left don't look like they would catch anything. Maybe if a really large bass got it's head caught in it because the hooks look really dull.
Seriously, I would caption it "you know you live in a good neighborhood when you can hang these in your yard" or " who needs pants when you've got wood like this?"
Hospital report
"_________, wife of ________ gets treated for puncture wounds in hand after going to gather up clothes she left on the clothesline at 9PM last night...."
"I only wanted to get my clothes", Said _______"
"Wooden lures on clothesline"
Standing on the water, casting your bread
While the eyes of the idol with the iron head are glowing
Distant ships sailing into the mist
You were born with a snake in both of your fists while a hurricane was blowing
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