Funny surf stories

[Slick Moedee]

I was having my striper cherry broken, a friend and I went down by Hazard in the wee hours of the night. Not a whole lot of luck that evening and was ill prepared for a new moon, i.e., no light source what so ever. Well sure enough I happened to stumble head first into one of the stagnant puddles there on the rocks. It was deep enough to be complete submerged. My buddy didn't stop laughing for weeks, nor did he let me in the car for a while. Most humbling experience to date. Man that water has a ripe smell to it.

[Moron_Saxatilis]

Sort of a fishing story, and yes with a coyote. My father took me and my brother on a fishing trip to Mooseshead lake. We stopped at a rest area outside of Greenville predawn and my father got a sleeping bag out and decided to catch a few z's under a picnic table. He was about 15 yards from the car. Me and my brother were about 17ish and decided to smoke a little something while dad was sleeping. After a bit a coyote walks out of woods and over to dad under picnic table and starts sniffing all over him. My father didn't move, we were giggling, then the coyote walks on. My father pops up as he was completely aware of what happened and runs over to car. My brother and me roll down windows quickly and attempt to fan out offensive odor. My father was so frazzled he didn't even notice the smell.

[piemma]

I think I this story but here goes.

I'm driving alone from Peaked Hill bar back toward the Mission Bell. It's about 3 AM and suddenly there are 2 young women in front of me hitchhiking.

So I stop to pick them up and they want a ride to the airdown lot. They both get in the back of my Blazer. The back seats are folded down to make room for my stuff and my sleeping bag.

I don't hear anything for a few minutes and I look back and there they are buck naked doing the old 69. What the Hell!!
I just kept driving. I wasn't sure what else to do being an old married guy.

Anyway as we start heading up the big dune on the way out I told them they should probably get dressed as we were coming up on the airdown lot. They thanked me, got out of the truck and headed down the road.

[Saltheart]

Oh that's a gooood story PI