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Old 01-03-2008, 12:53 PM   #1
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i have been busy with school. im still training MMA and muay thai. i got a couple of concussions or more and had to take time off or i will be tor retarded to function. i havent got any girlfriend and feel like a loser unfortunately. well, the girls at my school were dumb. they re younger kids who look older and aren't really mature as they seem to be. they are driving me crazy because everyone is arrogant and #^&#^&#^&#^&wad without any given right.

i got pressured to get drunk once and destructed some property on campus. i went to the student judicial conduct for that and boy, their system is fawked up because its pretty unorganized. i was issued a $210 fine and a mandatory psychological counseling for my so-called strong emotional needs. they found a fridge that i kickboxed two eyars ago at my best friend's apartment. also, we broke his roommate's doro because we didnt like him. he was a wicked and evil gimp who lies and takes advantage of us. plus this punk is deaf and dumb because he thought that squeezing a lemon on a girl to test if she has STD or not actually works, but he doesnt know that it's a bloody myth! jesus, he dislikes me because he is intimidated by me. he messed with me and he didnt like what he was asking for.

i withdrew a course last quarter because of the numerous projects from three art courses and i was overwhelmed. plus, my professor complained to me about why i kept disappearing from the class because i had some stress bowel problem and went to the bathroom and miss out the lectures. i was like a crapping ninja.

btw, i saw that mexican girl that i went out with. she grew some hair on her nose and she farted at me last quarter out of revenge. she still gives me that same look, the unpleasant, disgruntled one.
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Old 01-03-2008, 01:18 PM   #2
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There's our old Notaro. I miss your posts like these.

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Old 01-03-2008, 01:28 PM   #3
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Joe,
You just made my day with that one!!!
Farted on you for revenge!
A wicked and evil gimp!!!
Awesome,
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Old 01-03-2008, 01:32 PM   #4
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hey joseph, u killing me, man.

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Old 01-03-2008, 01:41 PM   #5
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Keep up the good work Joe and stay out of trouble.

You are one funny bahstarge.

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Old 01-03-2008, 02:01 PM   #6
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"plus this punk is deaf and dumb because he thought that squeezing a lemon on a girl to test if she has STD or not actually works"

And to think I always used a lime.

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Old 01-03-2008, 02:04 PM   #7
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Crapping ninja. Too funny.

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Old 01-03-2008, 02:04 PM   #8
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I dont mind the farting at me but for revenge ? hit me , kick me in the balls but she farts at me Im going to fall in love .

the hair on the nose bothers me too . does she shave ? maybe she should .

"she still gives me that same look, the unpleasant, disgruntled one." she is in love with you . The look and farting , she loves you

hey Joe glad to see your doing well in school . keep it up
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Old 01-03-2008, 02:22 PM   #9
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Best post I've read in a while...
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Old 01-03-2008, 11:47 PM   #10
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I dont mind the farting at me but for revenge ? hit me , kick me in the balls but she farts at me Im going to fall in love .

the hair on the nose bothers me too . does she shave ? maybe she should .

"she still gives me that same look, the unpleasant, disgruntled one." she is in love with you . The look and farting , she loves you

hey Joe glad to see your doing well in school . keep it up
eeeww, i woudl rather to go to hell than to be with her. forget that, dude. there are some hot girls who are well-groomed at my school. now im goign to throw up.
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