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Old 01-11-2008, 01:26 PM   #12
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How about having anyone that commits this kind of atrocity and is found guilty beyond a shadow of doubt submit to running this gambit:

Put them in a wetsuit, drop them offshore around places like the Great Barrier Reef or the Farrilon (?) Islands and tell them if they can make it to shore, they will not be put to death, but will get life without parole.

Give them about a half mile to a mile distance and let them just try an make it to shore before a Great White decides to "investigate" them.
If the shock of being approached by a "Jaws" sized shark in its own environment doesn't stop their heart, the "love bites" will.
I like it. And I will add that if some miracle happens and he makes it... ...as he is climbing out of the water, he gets shot with a stun gun, handcuffed, and then repeatedly anally raped with a cow prod, until he is good and bloody, and then taken back offshore for another run at the gauntlet, with handcuffs still on.

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