Fishing sayings

[johnny ducketts]

How bout this classic:

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

[CaptMike]

I think Jimmy Houston said that, thomcat.

"early to bed, early to rise fish all day, make up lies"

"eat, sleep, fish"

[The Iceman 6]

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

P. Hewson

[Goose]

I can't remember any saysing so I thought I'ld make some up.

I wish a had a fish in a dish.

Give a man a fish he might eat it or give it away.

Show a man to fish he'll likely still give the fish away.

Fishing is best when the wind is from the west, south, east, north, west, SW, SE, NE, NW, NE NS, SN.

Boat = Break out another thousand.(that one is to good ,I didn't make it up)

'Bait then cut fish'.... people got it all mixed up.

Watch out for tha*&%(bubbles)$#!(gulp)&@* waaaave.