Friggan ICE

[Raven]

i answered a craig's list ad about some free stuff i wanted
and took off....
there was some
organic gardening magazines and mother earth news...
and i got a big box of them...

and....as i told a friend of mine...

Ideas are like having money in your pocket just looking
for a way to spend them...

so i always am looking for more and more..

ANYWAYS on to the grumpage...
i get back to the house and notice two gray squirrels
outside on the deck eating the sunflower seeds that are for the birds......

So i sent the Dingo out to kick their ass (it's her job)forgetting all about
the layer of ice on top of the 6 inches of snow....as it
doesn't really look any different out there....ya know..

Well the dog is sooooo friggan fast that the next thing is see is
the dog sliding across the ice covered snow at least 70 feet before stopping
and luckilly for me she didn't smash into a tree and hurt herself real bad...
that would have been a major disaster.

[eastendlu]

Get the dog some korkers so she won't slide on the ice.

[Raven]

that would give the command "GET DOWN"
a whole new bloody meaning when she strecthes
with her front paws on my Belly

[Thom]

Once had a Beagle that used to do a Belly flop and slide down the hill with the kids. THomT

[Joe]

The squirrels had a good laugh though....
"Hey, here comes that dog again. Watch, I bet she does not check for ice."