38. You have completely educated your immediate family about the significance of New moons and bargained for yer disappearances from major familial functions during them.
39. You have the wife and daughter convinced that seeing the Striper Dawn (aka, Sunrise, to the rest of civilization) is a site to behold and nothing would make it better than Landing sum LAHHHHGE, together!!
40. You know every "public facility" (porta johns, too) from CT to ME and its availability in the wee hours of the morning.
41. The last five books you've read's titles prominently feature the root words "stripe", "surf", "water", and "bait/lure".
42. You begin sleep deprivation training in FEB, so that, by June~~October it's not a problem to function for three days on 6hours of sleep.
43. Places like this are comprehensible, The BIG Three Fishing Shows cannot be missed, and all your side jobs go to support your surcasting Jones (gear, tackle, bait, feeshin' gadgets, & expenses).
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