Okay...so let me see if I got this story straight.
Eric goes to Sears, but thinks he's at Price Chopper. So he walks out of Sears and all the way across town to Price Chopper where he thinks he parked, only to find his truck missing?
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.